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The PharmTech Boogie [rewrite of The Greenback Boogie, opening theme from Suits]

The PharmTech Boogie [rewrite of The Greenback Boogie, opening theme from Suits]

 

See the money wanna stay, for your loans

Get another medication, for your grams

Everybody wanna know, how it feel

Everybody wanna see, what it’s like

Baby wanna deal some drugs, well alright

We all deserve the finer things… except a life

So working on a little job, in CVS

It’s ten dollars an hour when I, pass the test

The boss say you got a little time, and oh my

He’ll be working behind the counter, till he die

Me, I gotta be free, all my life

I want some grapefruit juice, with my meal

Alright…

Yeah! I’ll step back, while you go dance

The pharmtech boogie

Motherfucking boogie

Now I’m putting on a white coat, dealing hard,

Hanging with the MDs, all them dogs

Got me a couple scripts, from the PA

I want grapefruit juice

Order me grapefruit juice

I’ll even eat it with ramen, I don’t mind

Married to a doctor but still busy busy making money

Alright…

All step back, I’m ‘bout to dance

The pharmacist boogie

The pharmacist boogie

Boogie now for me

Say, it affects the absorption, don’t take it with alcohol

It’s called the pharmacist boogie

What doctors don’t say, I say

It affects the absorption, don’t take it with alcohol

It’s called the pharmacist boogie

What patients don’t know, I say

It affects the absorption, don’t take it with alcohol

It’s called the pharmacist boogie

Don’t take it with grapefruit juice either

See the money wanna stay, for your mum

I’ll say it’s gonna put some cash, in that hole

Of unsubsidized loans and, “financial aid”

Everyone wanna consult, what’s it like?

Babe you wanna be inside, it ain’t lies

We all know there’s better things… just not a life

No, I’ll step out, oh I’m done

Doing the pharmacist boogie

Motherfucking boogie

Boogie oogie oogie

Pharmacist boogie

Come on back to pharmacy~

Come on back to pharmacy~

Come on back to…

Come on back to…

Come on back to pharmacy~

Come on back to pharmacy~

[repeat 5x]

(This song is about a disillusioned pharmtech who became a pharmacist, married a doctor, but questioned his/her reasons for being there the entire time, and finally decides to quit.)

Any resemblance to living persons or things are pure coincidence.)